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Banat Kalingawan

Ininsik

Nila - Teban ug Goliat -

GOLIAT: Nganong ginganlan man na og Chiong Hua ang hospital Noy.

TEBAN: Hospital man na sa Insik ...kay basta dunay wa ... Ininsik man na?

GOLIAT: Mao ba ... unsa man diay Ininsik anang utanon?

TEBAN: Sikwa.

GOLIAT: Kanang baka?

TEBAN: Balbakuwa ... bisag kanang lubi, gikan na sa China?

GOLIAT: Ngano man?

TEBAN: Naa may palwa.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

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Kwarta

TEBAN: (hard low) Ayaw paglihok hold up ni.

WOMAN: Unsa Boss?

TEBAN: Hold up ni.

WOMAN: Hold up ... oyyyy  tinood ka Boss?

TEBAN: Kwarta nimo.

WOMAN: Wala man koy kwarta Sir?

TEBAN: Pagdali money or life?

WOMAN: (flirt) Rape pa lang Sir ... enjoy pa ko.

TEBAN: Ngeeeeeeeek.

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Gipakusgan

WOMAN: Dong hinay hinay lang og padagan oy nagsunod baya nato ang disgrasya ... hinay lang Dong ... nagsunod ang disgrasya.

TEBAN: Mao bitaw'ng gipakusgan nako.

WOMAN: Ngano man?

TEBAN: Aron dili ta maapsan sa disgrasya.

WOMAN: Ngeeeeeeek.

CENTER

CHIONG HUA

ININSIK

MAN

TEBAN

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