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Banat Kalingawan

SITCOM

- Ni Teban ug Goliat -

Alcatel

TEBAN: Uy hala! manangggal!

MANANANGGAL: Hi! Hehehehe! Teban! maayong gabii.

TEBAN: Unsay nakamaayo sa kagabhion?

MANANANGGAL: Uy naa man diay kay cellphone no? Alcatel pa gyud.

TEBAN: Ikaw naa ka?

MANANANGGAL: O! Taym  pa ... o unsa mani?! 3310 man gani ni!

TEBAN: Onkkkkk.

Perting guwapaha

TEBAN: (Nag hubog hubog) hikk....

GOLIAT: Nganong nag hubog hubog ka Noyy...

TEBAN: Naglagot ko nga bati kaayog nawong ang akong asawa...

GOLIAT: Unya, mag hubog hubog diay kaa...?

TEBAN: Kay og mahubog ko...pwerti nang gwapaha sa akong asawa....

GOLIAT: Ngeeeeeek.

Sex maniak

TEBAN: (Gakos)...Makarena...ikaw ray babaye nga  nakatumpag sa tinapok kong palwaa...(gakos) oh Makarenaaa...

WOMAN: (Angrilly) Buhii ko mananap...buhiii ko hayop....

TEBAN: (Gakos) Oh...Makarena...Makareanaaaa....

WOMAN: (Hard)... S.M. kang Dako..S.M.. kang dako...

TEBAN: Unsay S.M....?

WOMAN: Sex maniak...

TEBAN: Ngeeekkk

ALCATEL

ANGRILLY

GAKOS

MAKARENA

TEBAN

UNSAY S

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