Bugas

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February 23, 2013 | 12:00am

MAYOR: Mao na kini ang akong gisaad kaninyo, nga mohatag ko og bugas.

TEBAN: Pero, hain mang bugas mayor, sako ra man ni?

MAYOR: Giuna lang una nako ang sako, ipaulahi lang ang bugas.

TEBAN: Grrrr.

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Asawa

TEBAN: Goliat, unsa man ning babaye nga akong naasawa?

GOLIAT: Ngano man Noy?

TEBAN: Napudpod man ang akong tudlo og dila, nanglarot pa ang akong pilok.

GOLIAT: Unsa man nang stayla Noy Teban?

TEBAN: Whats da style.

GOLIAT: Ngeeeek.

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