WATCH: Kris Aquino's 7 funny beauty tips, quotes

MANILA, Philippines — Multimedia personality Kris Aquino might have declined interviews during a cosmetic procedure’s launch in Bonifacio Global City on Tuesday, but she sent the audience laughing with her tips on beauty and life.

During recent press conferences for her launch as Ever Bilena and Ultherapy endorser, Kris dropped the following funny lines.

1. “Here in the Philippines, ‘Oiliness is next to joblessness!’...It’s so weird because we live in a tropical country where it's so humid, but we're so conscious about being oily.”

2. “I feel like life is incomplete without kilay. You can leave the house with just powder and kilay. Kilay is life!”

3. “I love pink, when you’re wearing black, red lips are a glamor plus points talaga. It’s a statement right away.”

4. “There are so many women who are more beautiful than me but kung labanan ng skin, wala talaga akong pores!”

5. “I champion people who don’t let setbacks bring them down. I love people whose moms love me.”

6. When guessing somebody's age: “As a host, natutunan ko ‘yan, na mas mabuti na pabatain mo at mapasaya s’ya, kesa mapatanda at mainis sa’yo.”

7. On marriage: “So four years na kayo together? I always believe that four is the new seven. ‘Pag umabot na ng four, forever na ‘yun.” — Video by Erwin Cadagas