Jon Santos' Fower List

MANILA, Philippines - Jon Santos (photo) is back with his satires, post-election edition. He gets to the bottom of Pinoy hunger for power, fame and fortune in the age of oil spills, sinkholes, Facebook and Noy.

Titled 101 Jonjemons: Da Pinoy Fower List, Jon enumerates the 101 Pinoy icons, celebrities, and politicians that made us laugh, rant, rave and retch in this current society.

So who will make it to Jon’s Fower List? For sure, Krissie Anino will be there, the first sister, along with Nyoy Nyoy, the second Pinoy yellow president.

But are we going to see veteran icons Gloring Macatagal Arroyo, Manny Sapakyaw and Ate Vi of all Seasons? Or are new celebrities invading the list? Like Jajejijomar BInay, the country’s first black vice president, Charize Papakwa, the first Pinay godchild of godmother Afro Winfree and godfather Ellen Degenerous? How about Brazilian models led by Prisclla Mayriles? The entire gang of OPM Jukebox Glee?

Catch Jon’s series of shows on July 30 and 31, Aug. 20 and 21 at Teatrino in Greenhills, Promenade in San Juan.

Tickets priced at P1,500 for Orchestra and P1,200 for Balcony are available at all Ticketworld outlets.

For details, call 891-9999.