It’s The Third Annual Hollywood 100 Most. Read on and find out if you agree or disagree (and spin a win!). Here it is (from Movieline magazine):
1. Most Fantasized About by Castaways – Ashley Judd
2. Most Adept at Being a Movie Star – Tom Cruise
3. Most Likely to Be Having Sex With a Man as You Read This – Anne Heche
4. Most Effortless Actor – George Clooney
5. Most Popular with His Peers – Brad Pitt
6. Most Classic Movie Star – Julia Roberts
7. Most Full of Surprises – Nicole Kidman
8. Most Charismatic – Russell Crowe
9. Most Likely to Scare a Psychiatrist – Angelina Jolie
10. Most Beautiful Girlfriend of Johnny Depp Yet – Vanessa Paradis
11. Most Annoying – Lucy Liu
12. Most Horrifying Possible Future Actor – Eminem
13. Most Likely to Pull a John Denver/JFK Jr. – Patrick Swayze
14. Most Inspired Late Bloomer – Kim Cattrall
15. Most Baffling Disappearing Act – Neve Campbell
16. Most Headline-Prone – Jennifer Lopez
17. Most Fun – Sarah Jessica Parker
18. Most Fortuitous Casting – Hugh Jackman in X-Men
19. Most Likely to be Bill Clinton’s Post-Presidential Girlfriend – Lara Flynn Boyle
20. Most Likely to be Cryogenically Frozen When She Dies – Cher
21. Most Bizarre Interaction with Authorities – (a tie between) Halle Berry and Anne Heche
22. Most Likely to End Up the Winner on a Celebrity "Survivor" – Kevin Spacey
23. Most Likely to be the First Voted Off the Island – Bill Maher
24. Most Impressive Second Wind – Michael Douglas
25. Most Consistent Sellout – Robert De Niro
26. Most Permanently in Midlife Crisis – Billy Bob Thornton
27. Most Daringly Stylish – Gwyneth Paltrow
28. Most Overrated – Chloe Sevigny
29. Most on the Edge of Major Stardom – Kate Hudson
30. Most Likely to Have Dumb Kids – Pamela Anderson and Marcus Schenkenberg
31. Most Likely to Undergo Bypass Surgery Again – Gerard Depardieu
32. Most Often the Subject of False Gossip – Brad Pitt
33. Most Untamable – Russell Crowe
34. Most Truly Private – Keanu Reeves
35. Most Rapid Graduation from Teen Heartthrob-dom – Heath Ledger
36. Most Dependent on a Great Makeup Artist – Gwyneth Paltrow
37. Most Likely Not to Get Beyond the $300 Question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos
38. Most in Need of a Guest Appearance on Friends – Winona Ryder
39. Most Able to Back up the Hype – Chow Yun-Fat
40. Most Inevitable Divorce – Macaulay Culkin
41. Most Like the Boy Every Girl Had a Crush on in High School – James Marsden
42. Most Underappreciated – Jim Carrey
43. Most Impressive Career Choices – Tobey Maguire
44. Most in Need of Giving One Great Performance Instead of 20 Good Ones – Charlize Theron
45. Most Dubious Display of Maternal Instincts – Madonna
46. Most Underappreciated Teen Actress – Kirsten Dunst
47. Most Underused – Meryl Streep
48. Most Elegant Import – Penelope Cruz
49. Most Deserving of Each Other – Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
50. Most Persuasively Villainous – (a tie between) Christian Bale and Joaquin Phoenix
51. Most Grateful for a Good TV Gig – Robert Downey, Jr.
52. Most Gifted Character Actor – Jeffrey Wright
53. Most in Need of a Hit – Kevin Costner
54. Most Full of Talent Still to be Revealed – Cate Blanchett
55. Most Consistently Unpredictable – Johnny Depp
56. Most Unknown After Having Been in So Many Movies – Dermot Mulroney
57. Most Misguided Post-Oscar Career – Kim Basinger
58. Most Unstoppable – Sean Connery
59. Most Over – Demi Moore
60. Most Consistently Great – Morgan Freeman
61. Most Unlikely to Swallow – Calista Flockhart
62. Most Addicted to Video Games – Leonardo DiCaprio
63. Most in Need of a Restraining Order Against Paul Thomas Anderson Movies – Julianne Moore
64. Most Graceful at Aging – Catherine Deneuve
65. Most Out-of-Nowhere – Hilary Swank
66. Most Consistently Worth What He Gets Paid – Tom Cruise
67. Most Interesting Actor on Television – James Gandolfini
68. Most Beautiful Brunette – Catherine Zeta-Jones
69. Most Beautiful Blonde – Michelle Pfeiffer
70. Most Poised Young Actress – Leelee Sobieski
71. Most Capable of Kicking Lucy Liu’s Ass – Michelle Yeoh
72. Most Sophisticated – Cate Blanchett
73. Most Resilient Celebrity – Rob Lowe
74. Most Interesting to Watch in Transition – Anna Paquin
75. Most Gifted Actor Who’s Also a Megastar – Mel Gibson
76. Most Ravishingly Cute Young Actor – Ashton Kutcher
77. Most Unsafe on the Water – Brad Renfro
78. Most Generous – Ben Affleck
79. Most Talented Citizen of Dawson’s Creek – Katie Holmes
80. Most Serious Challenge to Angelina Jolie in the Lips Department – Majandra Delfino
81. Most Eccentric Young Actor – Giovanni Ribisi
82. Most Likely to Piss Off the Network Who Produces Her Show – Melissa Joan Hart
83. Most Supple Young Breasts – Melissa Joan Hart
84. Most Loved for Being Not Blatantly Lovable – Sarah Michelle Gellar
85. Most Likely to Flash Her Tootie on Live TV – Geena Davis
86. Most Likely to Last as a Couple – Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
87. Most Frightening All Around – Faye Dunaway
88. Most Likely to be the Next Big Thing From Down Under – Simon Baker
89. Most More-Than-Ready for a Big-Screen Role – Debra Messing
90. Most Hilarious Person on Television – Megan Mullally
91. Most Unself-Consciously Cool Young Actress – Julia Stiles
92. Most Skillful at Making the Most of Every Role – Allison Janney
93. Most Beautiful Young Comedic Actress – Selma Blair
94. Most Likely Not to Take S__t from Anyone – Bill Murray
95. Most Obnoxious Baldwin Brother – Stephen Baldwin
96. Most Egregiously Overpaid – Sylvester Stallone
97. Most Desperarate to Reclaim Success – Arnold Schwarzenegger
98. Most Consistently Pleased with Himself – Robin Williams
99. Most Unexpectedly Believable Psychopath – Harrison Ford
100. Most Amazing Actor with One Testicle – Tom Green
(Note: How about such "awards" among local stars? Why not, ’no?)