Annual Hollywood 100 Most - FUNFARE by Ricardo F. Lo

I just got my usual package of US magazines as pasalubong from Balikbayan friend Raoul Tidalgo (columnist and entertainment editor of the New York-based The Filipino Reporter) and, what do you know, I found another interesting article which Funfare readers should also find a delightful fare.

It’s The Third Annual Hollywood 100 Most. Read on and find out if you agree or disagree (and spin a win!). Here it is (from Movieline magazine):

1. Most Fantasized About by Castaways
– Ashley Judd

2. Most Adept at Being a Movie Star
– Tom Cruise

3. Most Likely to Be Having Sex With a Man as You Read This
– Anne Heche

4. Most Effortless Actor
– George Clooney

5. Most Popular with His Peers
– Brad Pitt

6. Most Classic Movie Star
– Julia Roberts

7. Most Full of Surprises
– Nicole Kidman

8. Most Charismatic
– Russell Crowe

9. Most Likely to Scare a Psychiatrist
– Angelina Jolie

10. Most Beautiful Girlfriend of Johnny Depp Yet
– Vanessa Paradis

11. Most Annoying
– Lucy Liu

12. Most Horrifying Possible Future Actor
– Eminem

13. Most Likely to Pull a John Denver/JFK Jr.
– Patrick Swayze

14. Most Inspired Late Bloomer
– Kim Cattrall

15. Most Baffling Disappearing Act
– Neve Campbell

16. Most Headline-Prone
– Jennifer Lopez

17. Most Fun
– Sarah Jessica Parker

18. Most Fortuitous Casting
– Hugh Jackman in X-Men

19. Most Likely to be Bill Clinton’s Post-Presidential Girlfriend
– Lara Flynn Boyle

20. Most Likely to be Cryogenically Frozen When She Dies
– Cher

21. Most Bizarre Interaction with Authorities
– (a tie between) Halle Berry and Anne Heche

22. Most Likely to End Up the Winner on a Celebrity "Survivor"
– Kevin Spacey

23. Most Likely to be the First Voted Off the Island
– Bill Maher

24. Most Impressive Second Wind
– Michael Douglas

25. Most Consistent Sellout
– Robert De Niro

26. Most Permanently in Midlife Crisis
– Billy Bob Thornton

27. Most Daringly Stylish
– Gwyneth Paltrow

28. Most Overrated
– Chloe Sevigny

29. Most on the Edge of Major Stardom
– Kate Hudson

30. Most Likely to Have Dumb Kids
– Pamela Anderson and Marcus Schenkenberg

31. Most Likely to Undergo Bypass Surgery Again
– Gerard Depardieu

32. Most Often the Subject of False Gossip
– Brad Pitt

33. Most Untamable
– Russell Crowe

34. Most Truly Private
– Keanu Reeves

35. Most Rapid Graduation from Teen Heartthrob-dom
– Heath Ledger

36. Most Dependent on a Great Makeup Artist
– Gwyneth Paltrow

37. Most Likely Not to Get Beyond the $300 Question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
– Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

38. Most in Need of a Guest Appearance on Friends
– Winona Ryder

39. Most Able to Back up the Hype
– Chow Yun-Fat

40. Most Inevitable Divorce
– Macaulay Culkin

41. Most Like the Boy Every Girl Had a Crush on in High School
– James Marsden

42. Most Underappreciated
– Jim Carrey

43. Most Impressive Career Choices
– Tobey Maguire

44. Most in Need of Giving One Great Performance Instead of 20 Good Ones
– Charlize Theron

45. Most Dubious Display of Maternal Instincts
– Madonna

46. Most Underappreciated Teen Actress
– Kirsten Dunst

47. Most Underused
– Meryl Streep

48. Most Elegant Import
– Penelope Cruz

49. Most Deserving of Each Other
– Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown

50. Most Persuasively Villainous
– (a tie between) Christian Bale and Joaquin Phoenix

51. Most Grateful for a Good TV Gig
– Robert Downey, Jr.

52. Most Gifted Character Actor
– Jeffrey Wright

53. Most in Need of a Hit
– Kevin Costner

54. Most Full of Talent Still to be Revealed
– Cate Blanchett

55. Most Consistently Unpredictable
– Johnny Depp

56. Most Unknown After Having Been in So Many Movies
– Dermot Mulroney

57. Most Misguided Post-Oscar Career
– Kim Basinger

58. Most Unstoppable
– Sean Connery

59. Most Over
– Demi Moore

60. Most Consistently Great
– Morgan Freeman

61. Most Unlikely to Swallow
– Calista Flockhart

62. Most Addicted to Video Games
– Leonardo DiCaprio

63. Most in Need of a Restraining Order Against Paul Thomas Anderson Movies
– Julianne Moore

64. Most Graceful at Aging
– Catherine Deneuve

65. Most Out-of-Nowhere
– Hilary Swank

66. Most Consistently Worth What He Gets Paid
– Tom Cruise

67. Most Interesting Actor on Television
– James Gandolfini

68. Most Beautiful Brunette
– Catherine Zeta-Jones

69. Most Beautiful Blonde
– Michelle Pfeiffer

70. Most Poised Young Actress
– Leelee Sobieski

71. Most Capable of Kicking Lucy Liu’s Ass
– Michelle Yeoh

72. Most Sophisticated
– Cate Blanchett

73. Most Resilient Celebrity
– Rob Lowe

74. Most Interesting to Watch in Transition
– Anna Paquin

75. Most Gifted Actor Who’s Also a Megastar
– Mel Gibson

76. Most Ravishingly Cute Young Actor
– Ashton Kutcher

77. Most Unsafe on the Water
– Brad Renfro

78. Most Generous
– Ben Affleck

79. Most Talented Citizen of Dawson’s Creek
– Katie Holmes

80. Most Serious Challenge to Angelina Jolie in the Lips Department
– Majandra Delfino

81. Most Eccentric Young Actor
– Giovanni Ribisi

82. Most Likely to Piss Off the Network Who Produces Her Show
– Melissa Joan Hart

83. Most Supple Young Breasts
– Melissa Joan Hart

84. Most Loved for Being Not Blatantly Lovable
– Sarah Michelle Gellar

85. Most Likely to Flash Her Tootie on Live TV
– Geena Davis

86. Most Likely to Last as a Couple
– Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

87. Most Frightening All Around
– Faye Dunaway

88. Most Likely to be the Next Big Thing From Down Under
– Simon Baker

89. Most More-Than-Ready for a Big-Screen Role
– Debra Messing

90. Most Hilarious Person on Television
– Megan Mullally

91. Most Unself-Consciously Cool Young Actress
– Julia Stiles

92. Most Skillful at Making the Most of Every Role
– Allison Janney

93. Most Beautiful Young Comedic Actress
– Selma Blair

94. Most Likely Not to Take S__t from Anyone
– Bill Murray

95. Most Obnoxious Baldwin Brother
– Stephen Baldwin

96. Most Egregiously Overpaid
– Sylvester Stallone

97. Most Desperarate to Reclaim Success
– Arnold Schwarzenegger

98. Most Consistently Pleased with Himself
– Robin Williams

99. Most Unexpectedly Believable Psychopath
– Harrison Ford

100. Most Amazing Actor with One Testicle
– Tom Green

(Note: How about such "awards" among local stars? Why not, ’no?)

Show comments