Annual Hollywood 100 Most - FUNFARE by Ricardo F. Lo

I just got my usual package of US magazines as pasalubong from Balikbayan friend Raoul Tidalgo (columnist and entertainment editor of the New York-based The Filipino Reporter) and, what do you know, I found another interesting article which Funfare readers should also find a delightful fare.

It’s The Third Annual Hollywood 100 Most. Read on and find out if you agree or disagree (and spin a win!). Here it is (from Movieline magazine):

1. Most Fantasized About by Castaways – Ashley Judd

2. Most Adept at Being a Movie Star – Tom Cruise

3. Most Likely to Be Having Sex With a Man as You Read This – Anne Heche

4. Most Effortless Actor – George Clooney

5. Most Popular with His Peers – Brad Pitt

6. Most Classic Movie Star – Julia Roberts

7. Most Full of Surprises – Nicole Kidman

8. Most Charismatic – Russell Crowe

9. Most Likely to Scare a Psychiatrist – Angelina Jolie

10. Most Beautiful Girlfriend of Johnny Depp Yet – Vanessa Paradis

11. Most Annoying – Lucy Liu

12. Most Horrifying Possible Future Actor – Eminem

13. Most Likely to Pull a John Denver/JFK Jr. – Patrick Swayze

14. Most Inspired Late Bloomer – Kim Cattrall

15. Most Baffling Disappearing Act – Neve Campbell

16. Most Headline-Prone – Jennifer Lopez

17. Most Fun – Sarah Jessica Parker

18. Most Fortuitous Casting – Hugh Jackman in X-Men

19. Most Likely to be Bill Clinton’s Post-Presidential Girlfriend – Lara Flynn Boyle

20. Most Likely to be Cryogenically Frozen When She Dies – Cher

21. Most Bizarre Interaction with Authorities – (a tie between) Halle Berry and Anne Heche

22. Most Likely to End Up the Winner on a Celebrity "Survivor" – Kevin Spacey

23. Most Likely to be the First Voted Off the Island – Bill Maher

24. Most Impressive Second Wind – Michael Douglas

25. Most Consistent Sellout – Robert De Niro

26. Most Permanently in Midlife Crisis – Billy Bob Thornton

27. Most Daringly Stylish – Gwyneth Paltrow

28. Most Overrated – Chloe Sevigny

29. Most on the Edge of Major Stardom – Kate Hudson

30. Most Likely to Have Dumb Kids – Pamela Anderson and Marcus Schenkenberg

31. Most Likely to Undergo Bypass Surgery Again – Gerard Depardieu

32. Most Often the Subject of False Gossip – Brad Pitt

33. Most Untamable – Russell Crowe

34. Most Truly Private – Keanu Reeves

35. Most Rapid Graduation from Teen Heartthrob-dom – Heath Ledger

36. Most Dependent on a Great Makeup Artist – Gwyneth Paltrow

37. Most Likely Not to Get Beyond the $300 Question on Who Wants to be a Millionaire – Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

38. Most in Need of a Guest Appearance on Friends – Winona Ryder

39. Most Able to Back up the Hype – Chow Yun-Fat

40. Most Inevitable Divorce – Macaulay Culkin

41. Most Like the Boy Every Girl Had a Crush on in High School – James Marsden

42. Most Underappreciated – Jim Carrey

43. Most Impressive Career Choices – Tobey Maguire

44. Most in Need of Giving One Great Performance Instead of 20 Good Ones – Charlize Theron

45. Most Dubious Display of Maternal Instincts – Madonna

46. Most Underappreciated Teen Actress – Kirsten Dunst

47. Most Underused – Meryl Streep

48. Most Elegant Import – Penelope Cruz

49. Most Deserving of Each Other – Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown

50. Most Persuasively Villainous – (a tie between) Christian Bale and Joaquin Phoenix

51. Most Grateful for a Good TV Gig – Robert Downey, Jr.

52. Most Gifted Character Actor – Jeffrey Wright

53. Most in Need of a Hit – Kevin Costner

54. Most Full of Talent Still to be Revealed – Cate Blanchett

55. Most Consistently Unpredictable – Johnny Depp

56. Most Unknown After Having Been in So Many Movies – Dermot Mulroney

57. Most Misguided Post-Oscar Career – Kim Basinger

58. Most Unstoppable – Sean Connery

59. Most Over – Demi Moore

60. Most Consistently Great – Morgan Freeman

61. Most Unlikely to Swallow – Calista Flockhart

62. Most Addicted to Video Games – Leonardo DiCaprio

63. Most in Need of a Restraining Order Against Paul Thomas Anderson Movies – Julianne Moore

64. Most Graceful at Aging – Catherine Deneuve

65. Most Out-of-Nowhere – Hilary Swank

66. Most Consistently Worth What He Gets Paid – Tom Cruise

67. Most Interesting Actor on Television – James Gandolfini

68. Most Beautiful Brunette – Catherine Zeta-Jones

69. Most Beautiful Blonde – Michelle Pfeiffer

70. Most Poised Young Actress – Leelee Sobieski

71. Most Capable of Kicking Lucy Liu’s Ass – Michelle Yeoh

72. Most Sophisticated – Cate Blanchett

73. Most Resilient Celebrity – Rob Lowe

74. Most Interesting to Watch in Transition – Anna Paquin

75. Most Gifted Actor Who’s Also a Megastar – Mel Gibson

76. Most Ravishingly Cute Young Actor – Ashton Kutcher

77. Most Unsafe on the Water – Brad Renfro

78. Most Generous – Ben Affleck

79. Most Talented Citizen of Dawson’s Creek – Katie Holmes

80. Most Serious Challenge to Angelina Jolie in the Lips Department – Majandra Delfino

81. Most Eccentric Young Actor – Giovanni Ribisi

82. Most Likely to Piss Off the Network Who Produces Her Show – Melissa Joan Hart

83. Most Supple Young Breasts – Melissa Joan Hart

84. Most Loved for Being Not Blatantly Lovable – Sarah Michelle Gellar

85. Most Likely to Flash Her Tootie on Live TV – Geena Davis

86. Most Likely to Last as a Couple – Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

87. Most Frightening All Around – Faye Dunaway

88. Most Likely to be the Next Big Thing From Down Under – Simon Baker

89. Most More-Than-Ready for a Big-Screen Role – Debra Messing

90. Most Hilarious Person on Television – Megan Mullally

91. Most Unself-Consciously Cool Young Actress – Julia Stiles

92. Most Skillful at Making the Most of Every Role – Allison Janney

93. Most Beautiful Young Comedic Actress – Selma Blair

94. Most Likely Not to Take S__t from Anyone – Bill Murray

95. Most Obnoxious Baldwin Brother – Stephen Baldwin

96. Most Egregiously Overpaid – Sylvester Stallone

97. Most Desperarate to Reclaim Success – Arnold Schwarzenegger

98. Most Consistently Pleased with Himself – Robin Williams

99. Most Unexpectedly Believable Psychopath – Harrison Ford

100. Most Amazing Actor with One Testicle – Tom Green

(Note: How about such "awards" among local stars? Why not, ’no?)