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Freeman Cebu Lifestyle

NO-NONSENSE: Fengshui Of Nosebleed, Sex Mania, Corrupt & Bonus not Bogus Hungry Ghost stories

FENGSHUI MASTER - Aldric V. Dalumpines - The Freeman

A widowed client netted Php 12 million!  With much money, she wanted a nose repair!  Despite being Ghost Month, she did.  Two years later, she was a victim on TV about fake nose jobs. First, her nose melted like candle cum  gangrene.  After genuine medical advice, her nose was scraped off  to be cosmetically repaired! She had to wear a veil for a year to allow for natural dry healing of the new cosmetic surgery!  Three hungry ghosts manifesting:   first doctor, second opinion quack doctor.  Both fleeced her not only for an arm and a leg, but a nose too! Third hungry ghost in this case? Herself! A hungry ghost can be simply being overwhelmingly greedy, irrationally.

Beware of house moving during ghost month! Or be a lady being raped by a male ghost or incubus.  Or  hunk molested by  a female ghost or succubus! 

On a positive note,  a client in the printing business (Nitto Printing) invited me over for lauriat, thanked me and handed me a lai see or lucky money envelope with a bonus! Mr. Tom Carunungan, CEO, declared: “After feng shui, everything went well that guess what, even during the last Ghost Month, traditionally very low sales, ours soared to record highs of xyz% !”

Otherwise, outsmart hungry ghosts with financial engineering feng shui:

A customs brokerage couple asked if feng shui can solve business problem.  Owing a politician Php 10 million, they  received death theats to pay up.  Next day, we feng shuied home and office.  A week after, they now have the 10 million to pay up,  yet hubby who turned out to be a former rogue street snatcher in Pasay City, didn’t want to pay! After telling him it’s karmic not to do so, he followed and they were at peace!

A month later, they reported Php 50 million just came in.  Yet, hubby called me in the middle of the night during Ghost Month then.  He pleaded that there is a ghost now in the middle of their bed fighting with his wife! Told him to calm her down and wait till morning for this needs a local espritista or shaman! 

Next, the espiritista affirms, hungry ghost was identified as queen sorceress of Novaliches during Spanish times who committed suicide in that property and apparently the portals of her hungry spirit were opened when the couple moved their bed —opening Pandora’s box! The ghost through her as medium demanded they leave the place lest their two daughters get sick terminally!

On the side, rogue hubby whispered to master,  “Master, ask her how much is needed to buy peace?”  I replied, “You will corrupt even hungry ghosts!”    I recommended  they build a home in another place, take a hefty loan from the bank for that house and have it foreclosed by the bank instead, so the ghost will be repossessed by a bank! They did, and lived  happily ever after! Only in Philippines!  Indeed, its more fun shui in the Philippines!

GHOST

GHOST MONTH

HUNGRY

MONTH

MR. TOM CARUNUNGAN

NITTO PRINTING

NOVALICHES

PASAY CITY

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