Borat: I do not know how you can suggesting this documentary was screw up? My movie is most successful film in Kazakh history. It open simultaneous on all 7 of our country's screens and was blockbusterings! It take top spot from Hollywood movie, 'King Kong', which had been number one film in Kazakhstan ever since it was release in 1934.
The latest gem of a British comic named Sacha Baron Cohen travels to America in full character as Borat, a fake Kazakh reporter who is about to outrage the world with laughter in his latest documentary movie "Borat: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN."
Borat, who criss-crosses America on a quest for cultural enlightenment - and Pamela Anderson, had a glorious showing at the North American box office, topping its opening weekend earnings, as what final figures showed this week.
Prior to the controversial movie's release here in the Philippines, we dig deep into Borat's persona as conveyed by the answers he provided in the following Q&A:
Q : Why did you choose to make this movie?
Borat: I was give honour to make this moviefilm by Kazakh Ministry of Information. They had initial plan send me to Europe for make a documentary, but I could not get visa for travel there, due to sex crime mis-understanding. This have now been resolve since I prove the horse was over seven years of age. The purpose of travel to US and A was for learn lessons for Kazakhstan and help improve our nation. This mission was accomplish and my country can now boasting excellent healthcare system, very nice roads and the lowest level of unemployment for childrens younger than 11 in all of Central Asia.
Q : What kind of people would you like to bring to the cinema?
Borat: I is hope all types of people come see this moviefilm - there is something for everyone: discussion about politik for adults, popular musics from Korki Butchek for teenagers and some jokes about jews for the small childrens. But I must warnings, as this film contain extreme violences, very rude languages and a close-up of a man's shrivelled bishkek, it have have receive most extreme rating from Kazakh censor - meaning it unsuitable for anyone below age of 3.
Q : You're surrounded by crooks and as you say 'prostitutes,' how have you managed to be this nice guy?
Borat: I like to be nice, why not!? It is nice! Everyone in my family have always be nice - people say my father was the nicest rapist in his village - everybody like him!
Q :How do you accept the fact that your mother and your sisters are 'prostitute'?
Borat: My mother is not prostitute, but my sister is. This have obvious brought shame to my family, but we cannot fix it ; no matter how hard she try, my mother cannot get anyone to pay her for sexytime.
Q :Coming from a retarded area of the world, how do you like your new star power?
Borat: My stars power is not new, since was I already fourth most famous person in Kazakhstan. Number three is ex Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarkan who now perform in Kazakh State Circus where she famous for be able to put one foot in ear while other in her vagine. Number two is our glorious Premier Nazarbayez and number one is animal actor Jonny The Monkey who dress like Humphry Bogarts and smokes cigarettes.
Q :Do you see BORAT as a thought provocative movie, an East against West feature or just a screwed-up documentary?
Borat: I do not know how you can suggesting this documentary was screw up? My movie is most successful film in Kazakh history. It open simultaneous on all 7 of our country's screens and was blockbusterings! It take top spot from Hollywood movie, 'King Kong', which had been number one film in Kazakhstan ever since it was release in 1934.
Q : Is this movie the end of Borat's career?
Borat: Kazakh Ministry of Information have say that if this movie is not success, it will not only be end of my career, but also end of my life, because I will be execute.
Q :What would be the most interesting character to interview: Bush or Ben Laden? And why?
Borat: I would very much like meet mighty US Warlord, Premier Bush. He wise man and almost as strong as his father Barbara. We very much admire much of his policys - for examples American justice systems. We have recent also introduce death penalty for serious crimes - such as murder, cleaning anoos with flag and baking bagels.
Q : What is your ultimate goal in journalism?
Borat: I would very much to be a serious and respected journalist employed by the Kazakh Ministry of Propoganda and Corruption.
Q :What is your favorite mixtape?
Borat: I am current listen to 'Bing Bang' by Korki Butchek, 'Mouth Party Party' by Popstar Billy Sexcrime. 'Everbody Dancing Now' by C and C Music Manufacturing Plant, 'Girls Just Want To Have Fuck' by Cyndis Laupers, and also 'Candling The Winds' by bald homosexual Eltonjohn. My favourites album is new release by chocolate face, Michael Jacksons - 'Beat It'.
Q :What is the best part in the U.S?
Borat: I like very much New York Cities. I make many many friends there and learn many new thing. My most favourite new bestfriend in New Yorks was a professor of driving who instruct me on how to operate motorcar. At first I very nervous to travel alone in vehicle with another man because only time this happen in Kazakhstan is to travel to edge of forest and make bang bang bang in anoos. I was also very surprise to see that womens can drive cars in US and A. We say in Kazakhstan that 'to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane'. We do not allow this anymore since the 2003 Astana air crash.
Rated R18 by the MTRCB, Borat: CULTURAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN opens November 22 in local (Phils.) theaters from 20th Century Fox to be distributed by Warner Bros.