Birthday

January 19, 2013 | 12:00am

GOLIAT: Nganong naguol ka man Noy Teban, nga birthday man ron nimo?

TEBAN: Kinsa may dili maguol Goliat, nga wala man gyud ko magdahom nga ang akong birthday, madungan sa akong adlawâ€™ng natawhan.

GOLIAT: Patay.

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T-shirt

GOLIAT: Ngano ka Noy Teban suko ka man.

TEBAN: Naglagot ko ning napalit nakong t-shirt Goliat.

GOLIAT: O ngano man.

TEBAN: Naglisod ko pagsul-ob, walay lungag ang liog.

GOLIAT: Unsya.

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Sero

TEBAN: Mayor na sero ka man sa imong presinto?

MAYOR: Buanga Teban, nakalimot koâ€™g botar nako.

TEBAN: Buwahahaha.

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Birthday

BUANGA TEBAN

BUWAHAHAHA

GOLIAT

KINSA

MAN

NAGLAGOT

NAGLISOD

NOY TEBAN

TEBAN

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