Ambulance

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat - Banat

January 3, 2013 | 12:00am

MAYOR: Kining ambulansya nga akong ihatag ninyo masulod ni og usa ka gatos ka buok?

TEBAN: Tinood ka ba mayor, nga kagamay aning ambulansyaha?

MAYOR: Usa gatos lagi sulod kay ang mosakay ani fifty fity man.

TEBAN: Bangas ka.

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Order

TEBAN: Goliat, dili ta mangaon aning restawrana oy.

GOLIAT: Ngano man Noy?

TEBAN: Paampoon man ta sa dili pa ta moorder? Naay nasulat pray as you order.

GOLIAT: Pay na Noy oy.

TEBAN: Aw, unsya, bayot.

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