Tahop

SITCOM - Teban ug Goliat - Banat

December 18, 2012 | 12:00am

TEBAN: Goliat, unsa ka gud mora ka man og baboy, ka-on ka man og tahop.

GOLIAT: Maayo ni kay organic.

TEBAN: Pak.

Basiyo

MAMA: Unsa Teban, dad-on mo ang akong anak ha... si Kikay.

TEBAN: O, Madam, manan-aw mi og sine ... pero ayaw lang kabalaka. Iuli man nako ang basiyo.

MAMA: Butangeee.

* * *

Nagsabak

SIR: Hoy, Dalmasia .. nagsabak ka ba ha.

DALMASIA: O, Sir.

SIR: (nasuko), ug kinsay amahan sa imong gisabak, ha ... tug-an. Kinsay, amahan.

DALMASIA: Hilom diha Sir, oy, pabuang buang sad na siya ... nalibat man gani ang mata nimo Sir.

SIR: Ngeeeek.

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BASIYO

BUTANGEEE

DALMASIA

GOLIAT

HILOM

IULI

KIKAY

KINSAY

MAAYO

NAGSABAK

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