The ultimate 'jologs' quiz of 2012

Manila, Philippines -  Remembering the past doesn’t just mean looking back to June 12, 1986. It can also mean channeling the 1990s — which, today, is known as the golden age of everything.

So, for a few moments, forget Keeping up with the Kardashians, and put away your Longchamps, Republiq nights, and impromptu Boracay getaways. Answer the following questions as honestly as you can — do not seek help from Google and/or your BBM friends. And in the rare event that you cannot remember anything at all, echosera ka. Try harder. There’s a jologs in each of us kaya.

1. Name all eight (8) characters in the original Tabing-Ilog barkada. One point per character name.

2.  Who said this line in the TV series Maging Sino Ka Man: “Yes, I am a slut, but I am the best slut in town!” And to whom? One point each. Plus one point if you can gaya her acting.

3. Angelika dela Cruz was launched in what movie, co-starring Georgia Ortega and Mike Magat? She was known then as simply “Angelika.”

4. What is the original time slot of Ang TV?

5. What are the names of Kevin Cosme’s (Dolphy) four (4) kids in Home Along Da Riles?

6. What is the name of Kevin’s boss Hillary’s gay assistant? Played by which actor? Clue: His name is nakaka-Phillip Phillips. One point each.

7. Eccentric TV show on unTV hosted by Tado and Erning. Tama!

8. Supply the next 14 words following this line from the movie Labs Kita, Okey Ka Lang?: “Oh yes, kaibigan mo ako. Kaibigan mo lang ako.” One point for every correct word.

8.1 Who said the line in #8? To whom?

9. What is the full name of Waks, played by Bobby Andrews, in T.G.I.S?

10. Who is Dianne’s, played by Judy Ann Santos, ka-love team in Gimik? Clue: He was played by Rico Yan.

11. Who was the gay host of the late morning show Katok mga Misis, who usually talked with a live parrot on air?

12. Which comics, or should we say, komiks, did Pitit and Planet Op Da Eyps appear in?

13. Name the complete title of Judy Ann Santos’ first TV series. Clue: It’s not Mara Clara. Incomplete answer scores zero. Sorry, we’re harsh like that.

14. Which afternoon TV show has the theme song “Saan ka ba patungo? Bakit ka nag-iisa?” Uyyy, kinanta nya. Sorry, no points for singing.

15. Who is the uncle with a Lucky 7 Club? One point for that, and additional one point if you are a member.

16. What is the title of the morning talk show hosted by Michelle Van Eimeren and Bing Loyzaga?

17. Who was Pardina in the movie Pardina at ang mga Duwende? Who was the duwende who fell in love with her? Clue: They are one of more popular love teams from That’s Entertainment.

18. Donita Rose played which character in Ober da Bakod?

19. Which game was sponsored by Yakult in Family Kwarta o Kahon on RPN 9?

20. Who played Anna, Karen, and Nina in GMA 7’s afternoon show, yes, Anna Karenina? One point for every character, in the correct order as their character names appear in the title.

?21. Which love-themed TV show on ABS-CBN 2 was hosted by Buboy Garovillo?

22. Supply the next seven (7) words following this line popularized by an astrologer in the early morning show Alas Singko Y Media (ASYM): “Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran. Gabay lamang ito.” Three points for supplying all seven words.

?22.1 Who is the astrologer who said the lines on #22? Clue: Her segment on ASYM was called “Syzgy.”

?23. What was Priscilla Almeda’s first screen name?

24. Name Ms. Maritius who became famous for saying “Take it, take it!” at the 1994 Manila Film Festival scam. Wrong spelling wrong. Update: She committed suicide in India in 2010.

25. John Lloyd Cruz, Baron Geisler, and which other actor comprised the teenage trio Koolits?

Jologs scoring system:?

If you scored 52 to 62 points: You are the ultimate jologs! You will receive Jolina Magdangal’s 7x platinum self-titled — ay, meron ka na nun? At may autograph pa? Ikaw na.

If you scored 38 to 51: You are very jologs! Too bad, you were just a few points away from getting the Jolina album. Ay, meron ka na rin nun? K. Congrats na lang.

If you scored 25 to 37: You are medyo jologs. You have the right amount of jologs and sosyal in you. Go forth and multiply.

If you scored 10 to 24: You are not very jologs, but there is enough ka-jologs-an in you to make you not plain boring. Like I’m sure you’ve sung Aegis’ Ulan with the correct hoarse voice quality, right? What, hindi mo kilala ang Aegis?!

If you scored 2 to 9: Honey, there’s like, more to life than like, the Kardashians and like, Jersey Shore, like.

If you scored 0: Echosera. Take the quiz again.

Answers

1. Eds (Kaye Abad), Rovic (John Lloyd Cruz), Badong (Paolo Contos), Fonzy (Baron Geisler), Anne (Paula Peralejo), Corrine (Desiree del Valle), James (Patrick Garcia), George (Jodi Sta. Maria) ?2. Celine Magsaysay to JB Berenguer. Search a Youtube video if you did gaya her acting successfully. 3. Nights of Serafina 4. 4:30 p.m. Ang TV starts with Paolo Contis shouting “4:30 na, Ang TV na!” remember? 5. Bill (Smokey Manaloto), Bob (Gio Alvarez), Bing (Claudine Barretto), Baldo (Vandolph) 6. Steve played by Bernardo Bernardo 7. Strangebrew. Julia Clarete, by the way, played Erning in two episodes. She didn’t speak any Chavacano. 8. “And I made the stupid mistake of falling in love with my best friend.” 8.1 Bujoy (Jolina Magdangal) to Ned (Marvin Agustin). How could you forget?! 9. Joaquin Torres III 10. Ricky Salveron 11. Giovanni Calvo 12. Funny Komiks 13. Ula: Ang Batang Gubat 14. Anna Luna 15. Bob 16. Brunch 17. Pardina was played by Sheryl Cruz. The duwende was Romnick Sarmenta of course. 18. Barbie Girl. Gelli de Belen played her sister Honey Grace. Their ardent suitors, who would always climb ober da bakod, were Bubuli (Anjo Yllana) and Mokong (Janno Gibbs) 19. Roleta ng Kapalaran 20. Anna is Antoinette Taus. Karen is Sunshine Dizon. Nina is Kim delos Santos.? 21. Mr. Kupido 22. “Meron tayong free will. Gamitin natin ito.” 22.1 Zenaida Seva 23. Abby Viduya 24. Viveka Babajee 25. Marc Solis