Liza is ready to take off as Darna

MANILA, Philippines - Unless there are last-minute changes (‘And no doubt there won’t be,’ according to Funfare’s Very Deep Penetration Agent/VDPA), the final…and perfect!...choice as the new Darna is Liza Soberano. This piece of ‘breaking news’ should put a period to the prolonged guessing game who the next flying woman would be, with names such as Kathryn Bernardo, Jessy Mendiola, Nadine Lustre, Pia Wurtzbach and even Sarah Geronimo thrown into the tambiolo.

‘The Kapamilya actress is now undergoing intense training,’ added the VDPA. ‘The training is being done in a secret place so that there won’t be any ‘leak’.’

To get an idea how Liza would look at Darna, Funfare requested our artist to super-impose her pretty face on the Darna-clad body of Angel Locsin, one of the actresses who have played the legendary heroine (the last having been Marian Rivera).

Doesn’t Liza look the perfect modern-day Darna?